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  • johaxnnamason:

    annabellioncourt:

    SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

    HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

    NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

    BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

    ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:

    "A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"

    THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE

    AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM

    NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE

    (via awkward-alvy)

    “ It sucks that we miss people like that. You think you’ve accepted that someone is out of your life, that you’ve grieved and it’s over, and then bam. One little thing, and you feel like you’ve lost that person all over again. ”

    —    

    Hawkins, Rachel. Demonglass.  (via grieving-corner)

    (via missalonely)

    (Source: wordsnquotes, via barbell-loveaffairs)

    “ As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my best friend. No one woman has ever said, “I am so proud of my body.” So I make sure to say it to Mia, because a positive physical outlook has to start at an early age. ”

    —    Kate Winslet (via picturetoburn)

    This is just beautiful

    (via eahhae)

    (Source: wrists, via nothing-left--unsaid)

    What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

    Asked by Anonymous

    sephyerite:

    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

    No mercy.

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